Welcome to our secret hideout. This is a place where myself, The Great Goblin Shaman, will share my wisdom with other curious denizens of the internet.
The hideout is not limited to just Goblins - trolls and gnomes are also welcome. But NO humans.
My wisdom will mostly be in the form of interesting pictures and videos I have captured in the dark chasms of the Great Web.
Here's a list of the impenetrable, labyrinthine matters that currently concern myself, the Great Goblin Shaman:
More to come fellow Goblins, come back later. In the meantime, I'll be watching. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I suppose this is the first time I get to dispense my wisdom. What forbidden secrets should I pull from my dark book of knowledge today?
Perhaps we should discuss Goblins favourite food? Can you guess? Hmmm...?
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It's cabbage. Of course it's cabbage, you should know this, you are a goblin. Unless you are a troll or a gnome. But still even if you are you should know, we goblins talk about cabbages a lot. Unless.....? You're not a human are you? No, impossible. No way a human could access the dark and murky chasms of neocities.com.
You must be a gnome.
Anyway, here are some cabbages I saw on my trip to the overworld the other day. Delicious, no?
What do you mean those are lettuces??
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How rude. Goodbye.
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